A phrase used to define a humdrum day full of mediocrity (for all intensive purposes just an ordinary day), and to perpetuate your apathy towards such a day, regardless of what day of the week it actually is.
Steve: Hey Ralph how was your day?
Ralph: Oh you know steve, just your standard tuesday.
Steve: But...its friday.
Ralph: Yeah, I know.
Ralph: Oh you know steve, just your standard tuesday.
Steve: But...its friday.
Ralph: Yeah, I know.
by ATWAi-e-a-o-u November 18, 2011
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One Wednesday, little Billy went to school. The teacher said, "For the next three days, I will be asking a trivia question, if anyone answers any of them correctly, they won't have to come to school on Monday. The first question was, "How many grains of sand are on all the world's beaches?" No one knew, not even little Billy. Suddenly, a paper airplane flew across the room. "Okay," said the exasperated teacher, "who's the comedian with the paper airplane?" No one knew, not even little Billy.
On Thursday, the question was, "How many stars are there in the Milky Way?" No one knew, not even little Billy. Suddenly, a gigantic, phlegm soaked spit wad embedded itself on the blackboard behind the teacher. "Okay," exclaimed the frustrated teacher, "who's the comedian with the spit wad?" No one knew, not even little Billy.
On Friday, little Billy brought to school with him two, large, black bowling balls and hid them under his desk. At the precise moment before the teacher asked the day's trivia question, Billy rolled the two bowling balls down the aisle and they struck the wall behind the teacher with a massive jolt. "Okay," huffed the now infuriated teacher, "who's the comedian with the big black balls?" Little Billy answered quickly,
"Eddie Murphy, see you next Tuesday."
One Wednesday, little Billy went to school. The teacher said, "For the next three days, I will be asking a trivia question, if anyone answers any of them correctly, they won't have to come to school on Monday. The first question was, "How many grains of sand are on all the world's beaches?" No one knew, not even little Billy. Suddenly, a paper airplane flew across the room. "Okay," said the exasperated teacher, "who's the comedian with the paper airplane?" No one knew, not even little Billy.
On Thursday, the question was, "How many stars are there in the Milky Way?" No one knew, not even little Billy. Suddenly, a gigantic, phlegm soaked spit wad embedded itself on the blackboard behind the teacher. "Okay," exclaimed the frustrated teacher, "who's the comedian with the spit wad?" No one knew, not even little Billy.
On Friday, little Billy brought to school with him two, large, black bowling balls and hid them under his desk. At the precise moment before the teacher asked the day's trivia question, Billy rolled the two bowling balls down the aisle and they struck the wall behind the teacher with a massive jolt. "Okay," huffed the now infuriated teacher, "who's the comedian with the big black balls?" Little Billy answered quickly,
"Eddie Murphy, see you next Tuesday."
by Jetsterdajet December 15, 2008
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Person 1: Prepared for the greatness tomorrow?
Person 2: I have prepared for many nights for Sweater Vest Tuesday.
Person 2: I have prepared for many nights for Sweater Vest Tuesday.
by Athom February 21, 2011
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"How well does it land shark?"
"lets see!"
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"How well does it land shark?"
"lets see!"
by PWH April 28, 2005
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Rules of Starbucks Tuesday:
*Must be on a Tuesday
*Must be in Starbucks
*Should always bagsy the sofas/comfy chairs!
*Everyone in your group should always be there!
*Nobody should ever cancel without a reason!
*What's said in Starbucks stays in Starbucks
n.b. If a silly little bitch hears a conversation that she shouldn't have, and goes on to tell the person that it concerns...IT NEVER HAPPENED...said people should be avoided 1-2 weeks though, just in case they try to make a drama out of it.
Rules of Starbucks Tuesday:
*Must be on a Tuesday
*Must be in Starbucks
*Should always bagsy the sofas/comfy chairs!
*Everyone in your group should always be there!
*Nobody should ever cancel without a reason!
*What's said in Starbucks stays in Starbucks
n.b. If a silly little bitch hears a conversation that she shouldn't have, and goes on to tell the person that it concerns...IT NEVER HAPPENED...said people should be avoided 1-2 weeks though, just in case they try to make a drama out of it.
Emily, Abi, Flik and Anna had a Starbucks Tuesday for a big fat chat...and a coffee...and some ginger snaps...=
by emily¢¾ April 7, 2008
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