tubes

better than excellent

"That shit is tubes!"

by Mac Mogan July 6, 2009

tube it

Shorthand for saying that you are going to watch something on You Tube.

I heard Florence and the Machine were on TV last night. I'll have to tube it.

by Ladyomygod January 23, 2011

tubes

A man's vas deffrens and urethra. The path from balls to ejaculation.

He got lucky with his new girlfriend last night; he got his tubes cleaned.

by brandabur August 27, 2016

Tubing

verb, The act of consuming a coctail of sprite, 3 vicodin, and NyQuil.

Dude, we tubed our asses off last night. OR, Dude, we'll be tubing in 10 minutes.

by Jewmangi August 11, 2008

tubing

To browse the infamous site of www.youtube.com

While tubing last night, i found this mad soccer vid.

by coinroller August 3, 2007

Tubes

Short for tubular; New surfer slang for cool, awesome.

Jack the skater: Dude, did you just see that?! I totally McTwisted that quarter pipe!!
Sean the filmer: Yeah, brah! I got it all on film! Totally tubes, bro!

by Catman-jack February 24, 2011

the tube

London's underground system. A very convenient way to get around central London. However it is incredibly expensive especially when compared with the Paris Metro, and liable to strikes from lazy bastard london underground staff. It is the oldest underground train system in the world which also means its shite. Over crowding is a serious problem and none of the carriages are air conditioned. The tube is fun if you are a tourist but if you use it everyday to get to and from work it is a nightmare. For fun try London Bridge or Bank on the Northern line at around 5:30-6:00 on a week night. Victoria at about 8:30am is also a good one. Be prepared to sweat to inhuman levels and have your face wedged in a fat bastard's armpit. Amusing once, not so much every single goddamn day. One of the many joys of working in London.

Warren: How shall we get there?
Wilma: I know, lets take the tube.
Kieren: Are you kidding me? It stinks like butt sludge and is packed with undesirables. Lets take the bus.
Samson: Are you mental? The buses are shit too, and the traffic is terrible.
Warren: Yeah, all the transport is crap and really expensive, lets just stay in and get fucked up.
Kieren: Much better idea, and we'll order in some hookers from Soho.

by Ball Bag February 24, 2006