Vaginal Tuba

Completely covering a vagina up with your entire mouth while blowing in air. Quickly before the air can escape, push down down on her stomach creating a tuba like sound.

Dre missed being in the band so he gave his girlfriend the 'ol vaginal tuba to re-live some highschool memories.

by Bighusker3511 June 15, 2009

Tuba Head

A person who's head is shaped like the musical instrument (tuba)

Wow, that fat kid is a tuba head

by Lamboman23 November 9, 2009

tan tuba

penis; skin flute

Does he play the tan tuba?

by mackoftrack June 26, 2008

Tuba Love

Tuba Love-Is a showing of affection/brotherhood/sisterhood between 2 or more Tuba/Sousaphone players the best known Tuba Love is The WAHS Marching Band the bands Tuba Section ingadges in Tuba Love before every single marching band function.

Leader-what time is it?
Group Together-TUBA LOVE TIME!

repeat as needed

by Thomas Conard September 10, 2008

tuba lips

Extended meat flaps on a large woman. Particularly useful in describing a queefing woman.

Too much queefing had led to Mary's developing tuba lips.

by TGHWPM May 22, 2014

pet the tuba

when one rubs the taint towards the anus. This happens usually once or twice during every solstice.

While on vacation in Prague, Ralph let the little gypsy boy pet the tuba.

by Narwhal563 April 22, 2008

Skin Tuba

slang for penis, like skin flute, but people with big dicks play the skin tuba, not to be confused with skin trombone

Ronny has a big dick but he cant get any chicks so every night he plays the skin tuba

by fry1077 March 30, 2011