serbian trumpet 

When an uncircumcised man is getting a blowjob from a woman and she blows his foreskin up right before ejaculating.

Fiona was a freak last night! She even gave me a Serbian Trumpet without even having to ask her.

serbian trumpet by Serbian Native March 3, 2018

slidey trumpet 

Just a trombone

Guy: Hey, that's a nice slidey trumpet you got there

Trumbonist: It's a trombone.

Trumbonist in there mind: AAAAAAH!!

slidey trumpet by DaRedShatter March 13, 2018

scottish trumpet 

A Scottish trumpet is when one blasts several consecutive farts in a row without stopping.

Mariarose and Danielle loved to hear sounds and smell of the Scottish trumpet playing

scottish trumpet by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019

Slut Trumpet 

Much like a slut but proudly declares to everyone she is a slut as loud as possible. Will tell you upfront how much of a whore she is and how many men and or women she has been with as if it's some kind of badge

Guy #1: Eyy man you seen Mary?

Jacob: Hell no man that bitch is a slut trumpet.

Slut Trumpet by ClapclapWonk June 7, 2019

Slap trumpet 

When you slap someone's butt, and they squeak (like a trumpet) Hence, slap trumpet.

The guys kept pulling slap trumpets on their teamates.

Slap trumpet by Formerly known as, MouseCop October 11, 2021

Spunk trumpet 

A whore who loves recieving semen and rejecting it from their orifices like a bubbling trumpet

Davey Shep was a spunk trumpet he shot sperm all over, in tune may I add

Spunk trumpet by Dren88 December 23, 2022

Skeleton Trumpet 

A "Skeleton Trumpet" is when a Skeleton plays a trumpet but its not like a "Skeleton Trombone".

Hey i just saw a "Skeleton Trumpet"!

Skeleton Trumpet by Fixitfrost59 April 7, 2023