Treeage

The act of repairing one's Christmas ornaments after a great Christmas Tree fall that breaks them.

Frankie's treeage is the best, and the tree never looked better.

by Winecess November 30, 2014

treekake

Pollen season; aka when trees blow loads on your face

Maria has been sneezing and gagging all week must be that treekake

by Treewife May 20, 2017

treepreciation

An appreciation of all things tree related. Admiration for particularly pretty arrangements of branches and leaves.

My treepreciation was satisfied by a trip to the woods.

by EJH14 September 19, 2017

Treelax

To rest in a tree hammock.

Let's go to the park and treelax.

by Wucky June 6, 2018

Treehat

Treehat (noun) is used to describe someone who has a broccoli-style haircut. Mostly used to roast someone who gets no bitches. This roast originated from an episode on the show bigtime rush, where some of the characters are seen wearing a hat with a tree on it.

*Hits vape* U treehat nigga!

by For the community 1738 April 7, 2023

treemaxx

If someone says this to you it basically just means to drive your car into a tree because your so fucking ugly. (negative canthal tilt, no jawline, prey eyes)

Yo bro you have a negative canthal tilt just treemaxx at that point

by Luh Shumnky October 16, 2023

maple treeway

1. The best Mario Kart Wii Track, in the Star Cup. 3rd race, wigglers, and trees. Bridge of death.

2. This refers to the act of pouring syrup on a woman, and eating it off sexually. She is the Maple Treeway

“Just you, me, and mario Kart wii. I’ll see you, my maple treeway

by Hampton Grey April 8, 2021