shits me to tears

Australasian for 'causes me great displeasure'

This traffic shits me to tears,

the weather lately shits me to tears,

Your drinking shits me to tears, are you going to hurry the fuck up or what ?

by jonoabroad September 26, 2007

Fuck me to tears

A term usually used my a older gentleman almost always a golf player when hit in the ankle with a golf club by his Son.

Son: ........(acting stupid and hits father in ankle with golf club)
Father: “god damn fuck me to tears”

by Thatdudebecool July 8, 2018

Tears for fears

an 80s band who,as previously stated, contributed a lot of hits back in the day.

most notably now, however, was their song "mad world", covered by gary jules for the film donnie darko.

"i find it kinda funny, i find it kinda sad, the dreams in which im dying are the best ive ever had. i find it hard to tell you, cause i find it hard to take, when people run in circles its a very very... MADDD WORLDDDD." -taken from mad world, by tears for fears

by ghettostarchild July 24, 2007

Man Tears

Semen

Many female love to see man tears and drink it

by Thirteen down February 19, 2017

Orphan Tears

The name of the song that the cartoon band "Your Favorite Martian" created

My favorite song is Orphan Tears by Your Favorite Martian

by Radin Happier June 29, 2022

tarse

1) A male falcon
2) Old English slang for the male genitals

1) The tarse is responsible for hunting.
2) You are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoat.

by Sourbs August 27, 2006

blood sweat and tears

Going through a lot of pain and struggles but still made it through it .

I gave my blood sweat and tears just to make it this far.

by La_Randaa June 19, 2015