Skip to main content

transitis

When a doctor or other medical provider blames a health issue on being transgender or non-binary, instead of addressing the actual concern
I went in get some advice on constipation, but my doctor just blamed it on transitis. What a tool.
by dudela February 4, 2021
mugGet the transitis mug.

Transition lens

Cis women with pronouns in their email signatures usually have awful transition lens
by Salmon_allegations June 7, 2023
mugGet the Transition lens mug.

Domestic Transition

Any sort of breakup or disruption to domestic life, i.e. divorce.

Marital demise.
Since my domestic transition, I have had to get a job to make up what alimony isn't covering.

I am currently undergoing a domestic transition and am looking for a new place to live.
by Bektastic October 4, 2011
mugGet the Domestic Transition mug.

transitioning

Chemically-processed hair that is purposefully being replaced by allowing one's natural, virgin hair, to grow without further chemical treatment.

The main goal of transitioning to to have all virgin hair.

Especially relevant to black women.
After Sally cuts the last inch of her relaxed hair off, she will be finished transitioning and have all natural hair.
by MyHairLady June 6, 2011
mugGet the transitioning mug.

Transitioning

The art of leaving one’s girlfriend, while simultaneously progressing into a new relationship. The goal of the “transition” is to create relatively seamless changeover form old girlfriend to new girlfriend. (The action of transitioning boyfriends by women also takes place, but has far lower prevalence rate)

The action of transitioning is most often motivated by the desirous for an upgrade with respect to either physical appearance, sounder mental disposition or temperament and or opulence. (ie. you want a hotter girlfriend , and/or your girlfriend is an crazy bitch.)

Important Note: Transitioning is as a delicate art form and can only be successfully performed by those endowed with the highest level of “cool factor.” In addition, it is seen as the de facto method amongst the male of southern European origin.
“I am happy with my girlfriend, but that chick that works as the gelato pace just so much hotter. I got to transition.”

“Phil’s girlfriend was such a crazy bitch he had no choice but to transition to a new girl. But being the master of transitioning that Phil was, the feat was easily accomplished.”
by Big-Bington December 20, 2011
mugGet the Transitioning mug.

Chris Brown Transition (The Crossover)

When a male singer under the age of 18 sings about love and happiness and cute girls and living happily ever after hits 18, and starts to sing very sexual songs, cusses and has sex multiple times, usually after a very shocking/traumatic event that headlines the news for weeks.
1. Tammy(16yo): Oh my gosh I love Justin Bieber!!!!!!!!! He's so amazing, his lyrics are so thoughtful and nice!

Danny: Yeah they are now, but wait til he hits 18. He's gonna go through the Chris Brown Transition (The Crossover).

Tammy: ???

Danny: Yeah he's gonna make a sextape or something, get shunned, and come back with a rated R mixtape and from then on out he's gonna make songs about sex positions, smoking weed, and be in songs featuring lil wayne and busta rhymes.

After Chris Brown beat Rihanna, he wasn't singin With You anymore
by The Groove DJ July 12, 2011
mugGet the Chris Brown Transition (The Crossover) mug.

Transition to Greatness

When you fail on an epic level and try play it off like a success.
His actions led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people so he screamed “transition to greatness” to distract the simple minded from his crimes.
by BrienneOfSnark May 12, 2020
mugGet the Transition to Greatness mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email