a town in massachusetts where the popos drive by and say "parks closed" instead of taking your beer and writing you up. where menots, hills, "the hop," towers, and res are a part of your vocabulary. where after a drunken night, it is always essential to go to bill and bobs to find other fellow a-towners. a place where it is forbidden to leave the AHS campus, but everyone does it anyways. and, if your lucky enough to play hockey, you get away with everything. most likely the only place in the world where the mascot is named after a pond (like WTF!) GO SPY PONDERS!!!!
by missing a-town July 19, 2006
Get the a-townmug. A commonly used word amongst middle/high school students in South Australia. The word itself stands for a local football club (Edwardstown) and is used to show support for the club.
Hey Paul, Towns!
by mad towns supporter October 22, 2008
Get the townsmug. by Dangerous Dave February 14, 2005
Get the A-Townmug. A group of hookers standing on the street corner wondering which one will be chosen first to satisfy their not particularly happy customers.
Look at that towne over there.
by shescountry June 11, 2012
Get the Townemug. A hybridization of "towed" and "owned." Used in reference to a situation where your car gets towed away and you get slapped with a huge fine at the most inopportune time.
by Karjoe Goldzik October 8, 2005
Get the townedmug. by Soulkeeper December 15, 2008
Get the Townedmug. aka Fresno, California. A city in Central California with nothing to do. Too hot in the summer, too cold in the winter. Its not a snowy cold. Its a dry fucked up cold. The City that gave birth the the Bulldogs. A local gang that runs through Fresno County. You need to drive 2 hours in any direction and you will find somethign to do. Other wise you will be bored. All No-Town has is Wild Water. A Water park that is well known through out the central valley.
by LokiMadcap May 19, 2006
Get the No-Townmug.