touching grass

the equivalent of sex

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!

by 8k AliExpress recliner May 14, 2022

go touch grass

Touching grass is perfect to cringy people (get r/youngpeoplereddited lol)

1. Person 1: I write a YFM BenaPuff (Puff x Benatar) yaoi uwucutesingle maid!puff boku no pico uwu kawaii yaoi fluffy lemon fanfic!!!! 1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!
Person 2: Go touch grass

by BunnieXD November 13, 2023

Touch Grass

No u

Go Touch Grass

by What’s your handle321 February 24, 2024

Touch grass

Something you tell your friend who is online on social media and/or video games for too long. It can also be an insult.

You've been online for too long, go outside and touch grass.

by Tr45h May 22, 2022

Touch Grass

Used back in the late 90's early 2000's as a hip way to say Fuck off

Hey, touch grass old man!

by Leftforlife June 16, 2024

touch the grass

This is a slang phrase . It used when you want said to someone who has been inside and on their phone for too long and needs to get back in touch with reality

Hey, you have been played Genshin impact for 5 hours!!! Touch the grass!!

by kiki_translator December 7, 2024

Touch Grass

A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality

Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day

Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."

by GreenPlad April 19, 2022