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hot choco totties

Grace makes the best Hot Choco Totties in the world. i fail at making them. *sad face*
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Noah Totty

A male with a fat ass
I wish I had an ass like Noah Totty
by NoahTottyLover May 25, 2022
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Cutie totty

Yo , your cat is so cutie totty
by Super bods March 23, 2018
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Dirty Totty

The act of dressing a man of small stature in a full body condom and inserting himself into the anus of a dickhard then playing a full ninety minute football match in the anal cavity and when scoring a goal doing a full on Totti goal celebration.
Jesus my arse feels like Dirty Totty doing a run!
by Bigwednesday April 5, 2023
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totty

the totty on dolly llama and it is very itty
my totty is very itty
by totty itty January 24, 2018
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Totti Ten

Named after the Roma Legend Francesco Totti. A Totti Ten is completed when a young man successfully pulls 10 girls in one night. Folklore speaks of the first perfect Totti Ten being completed by a boy in Preston attending a night out at the beginning of Sixth Form. Rumour has it Lancashire Life wrote an article on the topic.
Boy 1: Did you have a good night out?

Boy 2: Yes mate I pulled off a Totti Ten!
Boy 1: Well done, I hope my life is one day as successful as yours!
by Paddy Blaney August 4, 2016
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