hairy tortoise

one of the many terms given to a woman's reproductive parts

I won't tell You that I love You, kiss or hug You, coz I'm bluffin' with my hairy tortoise

by Commander Rik January 25, 2011

Tasty Tortoise

When a man is on his back with legs in the air and a woman is eating his ass while he jerks off

Dude that girl is a freak, she did the tasty tortoise on me and that shit was dope.

by El Camino Sandman July 22, 2018

ray toro

he's a cool guitarist person who happens to be a perfect balance of badass and sweetheart. he was also the lead guitarist for popular punk rock band my chemical romance, which totally kicked ass.

yeah, you heard of that ray toro guy? yeah, he's totally badass

by raeraemcfrofro July 25, 2019

Benicio Del Toro

Okay there's no way it's 2020 and this man hasn't got a proper definition. Y'all even write his name incorrectly.

Benicio Del Toro is a Puerto Rican actor. He won an Oscar for the 2001 film Traffic. His varied filmography includes heavy drama 21 Grams, mini series Drug Wars: The Camarena Story, cult classics such as The Usual Suspects and Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, and the more recent Sicario.

Has often played gangsters or villains, because that's Hollywood's way with latinos. One of his very first roles was henchman Dario in License To Kill, making him the youngest Bond villain ever. It was very unfortunate for Timothy Dalton, because Benicio is fine as hell. Black hair, bedroom eyes... And yes, he ages like fine wine.

Ignorant: hey! It's Antonio Banderas!

Person: you moron, that's Benicio Del Toro

by buildmeagokart August 22, 2020

toronto

The largest city in Canada. It's known for it's combination of great neighbourhood vibe, cosmopolitan flare, and horribly atrocious downtown architecture. (Unlike most major cities, it experienced it's big economic boom in the sixties, go figure.) Otherwise a peach of a town, with great nightlife (and with boozecans up the wazoo, for you after hours folks), and wickedly georgeous people. So fuck off.

I love Toronto.

by Torontonian December 11, 2003

Toronto

A revenue stream for all the unemployed people up north.

I went from Toronto to Owen Sound and all I saw were strippers and welfare bums.

by dinglefux July 24, 2013

torgo

One of the greatest characters of American Cinema, with unparalleled dilivery and timing, and the sexiest knees this side of anywhere!

Here's your complimentary.............crazy bread......

by Mattersy January 7, 2004