The best possible bowel movement one can have. The turd comes out with minimal effort, and is shaped like a torpedo which reduces the need for straining. It has a firm consistency which means it is not soft and runny, nor is it as hard as a rock. It is the type of bowel movement in which only two wipes are necessary. One to clean off residue (even though there isn't any), and another to double check and subsequently confirm ones amazement at how cleanly the turd came out.
I recently have started a high fiber diet. As a result, I have been pooping out firm torpedoes. I have saved a boatload of money on toilet paper.
by AdmiralFerguson November 25, 2009
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by Mark Barker May 22, 2006
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Any kind of fast car that a guido would drive or does drive with the tendency to explode when driven into a solid structure at high speeds.
Guido "Did you hear about Kevin"
other Guido"no"
Guido "Well turns out he took out half of rite-aid with his guido torpedo when he was trying to get some hair gel"
other Guido "Fucking waste of a V-dub"
other Guido"no"
Guido "Well turns out he took out half of rite-aid with his guido torpedo when he was trying to get some hair gel"
other Guido "Fucking waste of a V-dub"
by Dirty Dorian March 29, 2007
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Torky can often be interchangeable with an adorable little house cat or puppy from how cute she is
The child services mentioned torky as having been spotted in a dam near a pond which only aroused suspicion
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Torky can often be interchangeable with an adorable little house cat or puppy from how cute she is
The child services mentioned torky as having been spotted in a dam near a pond which only aroused suspicion
Torky, torky (a used napkin holder, etc) is simply Torkish for long lost follower/relative
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Torky can often be interchangeable with an adorable little house cat or puppy from how cute she is
The child services mentioned torky as having been spotted in a dam near a pond which only aroused suspicion
Torky, torky (a used napkin holder, etc) is simply Torkish for long lost follower/relative
Torky can often be interchangeable with an adorable little house cat or puppy from how cute she is
The child services mentioned torky as having been spotted in a dam near a pond which only aroused suspicion
Torky, torky (a used napkin holder, etc) is simply Torkish for long lost follower/relative
by jezzabellheights_ July 31, 2022
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2. A sandwich from Quiznos.
2. A sandwich from Quiznos.
Johnson was feeling freaky and gave his wife a toasty-torpedo last night. Now they both are taking milk baths.
by neckwig April 3, 2009
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