Tombstone

A description for a hung and heavy male reproductive organ, usually in reference to it's weight and width resembling an actual tombstone & usually having many bodies attached to its experiences

Girl 1: Jeremy is so handsome. I'd let him all over me

Girl 2: Gurl you can't handle him, Samantha told me he was carrying a tombstone in his pants

by KamuiShortsGamer November 14, 2025

Tombstoned

When a University of Mary Washington student smokes weed with Griffin Griffen and/or DickWeed and gets way to high.

Damn last night I was hanging out with the UMW frisbee team and got tombstoned.

by DubzOclock March 11, 2017

Twitter tombstone

How you would like to be remembered in 140 characters or less.

"My Twitter tombstone should be "That's what she said" - my perfect Twitlogy.

by SpokenJunkJunkie July 11, 2010

Tombstone

Scratch whatever I said I wanted on my tombstone. I got s new one.

Hym "On my tombstone write 'I wanted to save humanity... So I did...' And then on the giant 24 karat gold plaque beneath the 12 meter tall, anatomically correct statue of me you need to write 'The greatest mind who ever lived. Better than everyone.' And make sure to remember that I'm a mustache-man now. It's super important."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

TombStoned Gypsy

God's gift to Wrestletalk and GameFaqs PW. PWNS Gohan4Life, JOEKILLA, stateofmind, and Seikan on a consistant basis.

I wish I were TombStoned Gypsy.

by Ryan Mac September 13, 2003

Tombstone

A fucking retard

Tombstone is such a fucking retard

by Redwantsyoutobedead November 10, 2020

Porcelain Tombstones

When someone uses teeth whitening products, and usually those not recommended by dentists, for an extensive period of time; that their lower gums recede making their teeth look like perfectly white porcelain tombstones. Otherwise known as an Instagram Models curse.

Wow they are hot, but look at their porcelain tombstones! You could loose a toothbrush between them…

by GrUVee August 13, 2021