Toast

You can't cook it correctly it always looks like your brush after cleaning your car.

carl wheezer: Dude your cooking is absolute TOAST!
jimmy big brain: thanks!
carl wheezer: it's supposed to be an insult.
jimmy big brain: awww :(

by bigcarlwheezercheese69420 November 11, 2021

Toast

A warm and crispy wheat substance, that is derived from bread and a toaster, often served with butter or jelly.

"Peter Frampton, do you like toast too? As do I, warm and crispy" ~Mitch Hedberg

by TheSewageAuthority August 31, 2008

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by TheToastHasAKnife April 24, 2020

Toasting

(v.) The act of sitting in one's room naked with the heat on it's highest setting playing video games, letting the smell of one's genitalia engulf the room.

Man, I was toasting so hard last night playing Dynasty Warriors 5.

by Ryan Storm October 23, 2006

Toast

Toast is a game that is played with guys. They all stand around a piece of toasted bread or perhaps an english muffin, and they splooge on it. The last person to ejaculate on the piece of toast must eat the whole thing. This is Toast.

" Kevin, Rob, and Gay Reilly were playing toast one day. Reilly finished last so he had to eat the toast and then they gave him a mushroom stamp on the forehead."

by Nice Tits October 26, 2006

toast

1. what comes out of a toaster, stupid!
2. yummy breakfast food

why do you need a definition for toast?

by wakalakalover45 February 27, 2005

toast

toasting used to be the name for the kind of rapping they did over dub reggae records (before rap was invented)
also called chatting
i guess it comes from toast as in 'raise a toast to someone'

i-roy, mikey dread etc

by rand hobart May 30, 2004