Thunder Douche 

a person who has reached the pinnacle of douchebaggery. Imagine a douche flowing with the force of an atomic fire hydrant. That, is a Thunder Douche. First coined by ShayCarl of YouTube fame. It should always be capitalized.

A man who throws a woman against a wall, saying "look what you made me do" and later "forgiving" her for it establishes him as a Thunder Douche of epic proportions.

Thunder Douche by Pipistrello January 17, 2009

Thunder Skeet 

When you cum on someone’s face in below freezing temperatures and cum freezes mid stream.

Boy it’s cold outside...I’m horny, would you be interested in a thunder skeet?

Thunder Skeet by TruckBoat February 12, 2018

Thunder throat 

An obnoxiously loud chick that can deepthroat really well

Thunder throat went ball's deep!

Thunder throat by Milkman matt June 8, 2020

thunder cunt 

A word that u say when thay are being bigger then a cunt or a bitch

Valerie you are a ranging thunder cunt

thunder cunt by jake jason November 27, 2016

Thunder Schlap

The act of slapping yours or another person’s schlong against any part of the human body, which then results in the prominent yet classic schlap of the schlong sound; however the face and chin are usually the prime targets.

1: Jill and I were having that angry make up sex when I decided to give her a thunder schlap that would wake the neighbors.

2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face.

3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.

Thunder Schlap by C.B. Radio March 9, 2010

thunder shot 

All gay male orgy.

I heard 15 dudes pounded your ass.
Yeah it was a straight thunder shot.

thunder shot by Papa_L April 5, 2011

thunder shorts 

Nickname for a prize winning fart champion who is so flatulent that the powerful gaseous rumbling nearly blows his shorts clean off.

We called him thunder shorts; he was truly the master blaster.

thunder shorts by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019