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Traditionally, used to denote the beginning of (American) baseball season practice anxiously awaited by enthusiasts each springtime: If there was grass growing, then the season had progressed enou gh past winter to start the new season: "play ball!" More recently, it has become a slang inferring statutory laws regarding underage females did not, in practice, realistically apply and that instead, the presence of pubic hair (grass) indicated sufficient maturation to begin sexual activity (play ball).
"I know your sister's only twelve, but I go by baseball, not age, "If there's grass on the field, play ball!"
by Azi0056 February 17, 2019
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Like you forgot poland and need some wood?, a phrase that one uses when pulling something cool off in a game of Ambition, such as surprising someone with the king of clubs.
I hear there's rumors on the internets... that you just struck this round!
by Kid October October 10, 2004
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The Only Apple On The Tree

Random Girl- Dang she the only apple on the tree.
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there's ninjas on the lawn

Its a less racial way of saying there are black people somewhere on your property. We say it when blacks show up at our haunted house. The blacks are usualy the ones that hit our monsters and get all kung foo on that ass when they get scared. So when they show up, a call goes out over the radio that "there's ninjas on the lawn"
I have also used it when there are black ppl around my store. Like when they hang out in the parking lot doing nothing.
I saw a group of black people headed for the entrance to our haunted house, so I alerted the managers that there's ninjas on the lawn.
by Russ Bus January 9, 2008
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if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket
by ninuzzu April 14, 2015
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Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus.

The phrase you say when you put a slice of pizza on someone's car focus. Fucking hilarious joke. It is only acceptable to use if you either live in the UK or are from the UK.
Daniel: Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus. *throws pizza on the focus*
*A few minutes later*
Susan: Why the fuck is there pizza on me focus?
by giltinė October 29, 2020
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if there's grass on the pitch you can play

Referring to a young girl who has begun to develop secondary sexual characteristics, ie: pubic hair, hence making her fair game for sexual intercourse, regardless of her age.
Man 1: Wow, check this girl out
Man 2: Your sick man, she seems 14
Man 1: You know what they say:
"..if there's grass on the pitch you can play.."
by Bob Sider August 17, 2006
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