Berry Wool

The wooly hair around the anus that is susceptible to dingleberries.

Her berry wool was riddled with knots.

She reached around to her anus in the shower and started plucking the dingleberries from her berry wool.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

Shoddy wool

A scruffy person with an afro

Dave: Simon is shoddy wool isn't he?

Bob: yes

by Ashton230907 February 26, 2020

wool poo

1. Evil version of Whinny The Pooh that helps the kkk, drowns black kids, bombs churches, and is made of water. See The Watson Go To Birmingham 1963.
2. Southern Pronunciation of the Wurl Pool.

1. Stay away from the wool poo
2. Stay away from the wurl pool

by The E Man11231 April 9, 2017

wool sock

A reusable condom made from the finest soft wavy hair from the fleece of a sheep. Not an effective contraceptive but boy is it soft!

“Do you have a condom?” ... he replies “even better I got a wool sock”

by Smashatime December 21, 2017

mini-wool

An underage girl. Jailbait. A female that still going or just gone thru puberty.

Went to a party but couldnt hook up cuz the girls there were nothing but mini-wool.

by Jestar July 2, 2006

lot of wool

A Lot of females in one area usually women who have not shaved.

Damn that's a lot of wool in that soriety picture.

by thepuckishoingon June 24, 2015

Listen Wool

A term used when someone tells you to listen to them, and you object, cutting them off mid sentence with this obnoxious phrase. Normally the person who is interrupted will be confused and stunned, giving the other person a chance to rebuttal and embarrass them.

Dan: "Okay, that's enough, Listen-"

William: "LISTEN WOOL, baby, we like to fook. Fook all the time"

Dan: "No I-"

William: "We fook all the time baby!"

by LocAsian November 2, 2011