Superman

A badass superhero. Has the ability to fly, laser vision, super-strength, super speed, and invulnerability. And most important of all, the ability to swag.

Superman is a badass motherfucker.
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. It's Superman!

by Tom Kane May 8, 2014

Superman

Arguably one of the world's most famous superheroes, recognized by the large "S" on his uniform.

A: Who is Superman?
B: You don't know who is superman?!
A: Not really.
B: He is one of the world's most recognizable superheroes, with a large S on his chest.
A: You mean the one in the marvel comic books?
B: Yes.

by thelazy January 3, 2008

superman

To fuck a girl, then throw her over a tall building in a single bound.

Slut: I'm pregnant, teehee!

You: This looks like a job for Superman...

by DaddySmallBalls March 3, 2009

Superman

A perfect guy that promises to be the one to save his "girl" from anything, her protection, her security blanket... her perfect boyfriend <3

He's my Superman! <3

by Your Superman July 7, 2008

Superman

When a female is on top of a male during sex, and the male thrusts up and down at an extreme speed. During a Superman the female usually does not move whatsoever.

That Superman I gave you really tired me out Sally.

by OJProductions August 18, 2006

superman

The only super hero that covers up his true identity by making himself look like an oridinary human.
I'll show you
-Peter Parker- Spider-man
-Bruce Wayne- Batman
-Superman-Clarke Kent
Supermans costume did not cover his face, so its a mystery how people didnt recognise him.
Is also when you take a shit in one set of clothes and come out in another.

Man"Someone save that little girl!"
Clarke"I needa go to the bathroom"
Superman comes out.

by Secret wrestling fan December 28, 2005

superman

to take your partner on top of a buildng have sex with them from behind then throw them off.

caitlyn got the superman from doug.

by Tommy88 December 8, 2006