santa clause

some pervert who crawls down your chimney to give you dildos at night and coal if you're a whore

idk he is wierd i dont have a sentence about that pervert Santa clause

by some dude but its used December 3, 2018

santa clause

a fake piece of shit. who deserves to burn in hell. OH WAIT, HES FUCKING FAKE. just like my dad, because he left when i was 3.. santa clause id a fucking fake white ass nigger who should have never been invented. because sorry to break the news kids, but your parents buy your toys for you.

“look at that fake ass motherfucking picture of santa clause”

by ilovettippieredd March 16, 2020

San Diego Santa Clause

When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho”

I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed

by ScumbagsAnonymous January 31, 2021

Santa Clause Eyes

When you smoke too much shibby and your eyes are squinted like a smiling Santa Clause.

Bro, you so lit, you got Santa Clause eyes.

by Dano Luvoe June 30, 2021

Santa claused

When two lesbians shoot whipped cream up each other's ass and fart it in one another's face, (hence the white beard)

Last night I had a threesome and things got kinky, Stephanie found a can of whipped cream and totally Santa claused Amanda.

by Nastynick23 August 26, 2017

Santa Clause

When you are so deep in her pussy for an extended period of time that her cum dries up creating a beard or win

Gino was so deep he be looking like Santa Clause

by Vaj Guru March 12, 2015