greasing the runway

The inexplicable effect that the first coffee and cigarette of the day can have on one’s bowels.

I struggle to get my day started without first greasing the runway.

by Long Drop May 3, 2022

runwaying

When a woman walks in a very sexy , confident, provocative way to get your attention.

She is runwaying you... I think she likes you.

by jdarne01 November 22, 2015

Sticky Runway

When you cum on a bitches c-section scar, rub the cum in, then slide your dick on it like a slip n’ slide.

Last night, Brad made a sticky runway on my tummy!

by UnholySmurf March 21, 2024

dirty runway

When a man has anal sex with a woman, then titty fucks her leaving a skid mark between the breast.

Hey Dude, did you fuck your wife in the ass, then titty fuck her leaving a dirty runway?

by RW41 January 22, 2017

Runway pizza

The unfortunate result of a skydiving accident.

Did you hear Jim's chute failed to open? Yeah,
now he's runway pizza.

by John J. Leslie March 3, 2008

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013

amish runway

The opposit of a landing strip. This is furry, unmanicured disaster.

Used in a sentence "I tried to go down on Martha, but she had an Amish Runway."

by Kirin sushitwink October 14, 2013