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The Carpenters Roll

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Wrapping your dick around a doorknob, then pulling down on the tip, thus turning the handle and opening the door.
G1: Dude, check this out
G2: If you do the carpenters roll, again, then I'm going to call the cops
G1: *already undoing his belt* huh?
by Alchemist657 February 19, 2022
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Roll the Meatball

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Verb. meatball rolled, roll~ing the meatball

1. A psychological trope used by all men since the Neanderthal (mostly unknown to women), as seen in the 50's Disney movie "Lady and the Tramp."

To forgo ones manly rights and appear submissive so that your "bitch" bends over and takes it from the "alpha dog" that you are.
Anthony: "I effed up, Shaniqua asked me if she looked butters in that dress... I had to be honest! shit looked like a lion mauled a lampshade! We ent had sex for weeks!"

Rob: "Shit man, why didn't you just roll the meatball and save yourself the blue balls?"
by Darkwun November 24, 2011
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rest of the toilet roll

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A sort of expression that is said in certain families that usually mean a very short period of time, because one or more family members use a very excessive amount of toilet paper.
Joe: I bought some bacon. Gonna be delicious
Ben: Why? It's only gonna last for the rest of the toilet roll. Zoe's gonna eat it all.
by Therarpar January 7, 2012
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Roll the Deuces

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Throwing the peace symbol in the air, sideways, after a handshake or fist bump. Or just when requested.
Dawson: Yo Tariq
*Handshake*
Tariq: Dawson, roll the deuces.
*Roll the Deuces*
by Meadowlawn2011 September 28, 2011
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roll the dice

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To take a shit. Often used with people who commonly say "drop a deuce". When they are still confused by your urbanized pluralization of the word deuce you can confuse them futher by saying that you are about to play craps.
Alright guys, I'm out...bout to go roll the dice...Then proceed to the bathroom to take a dump.
by kangaroozach October 26, 2007
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What Margaret thinks is a good idea to jump up and say at the end of every college semester.
Margaret: "REPRISE THE THEME SONG AND ROLL THE CREDITS"
by speedy January 21, 2003
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