polish the keg

Spitting into your hand and rubbing the head (or glans) of the penis.

"Hey baby, wanna polish my keg?"

"Are you gonna polish the keg or what?"

by Yoford July 18, 2016

Polish The Rusty Sheriffs Badge

The act of spitting on a butthole and proceeding to rub in the spit with your finger.

She said she wanted to try anal so I said let me polish the rusty sheriffs badge first.

by Meathead Nation January 2, 2019

polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

polish the silver

In the restaurant industry, and usually in fine dining, the flatware is polished using a cloth or napkin after coming out of the dishwasher so as to remove stains or food that did not come off during washing and to give the flatware a good appearance. Usually falls into the category of “side work.”

Mark, stop jawing with the bartenders and go polish the silver.

by SuperFreakDog October 20, 2020

Polish up the toke

To improve the inhale of a bong rip. Gotta be at least 10 seconds.

Dude you really need to polish up the toke. That was a pussy hit bro

by NickBob123 August 16, 2019

Kingdom of the Polished Rocks

A hierarchal structure that is kind of similar to a crypto rugpull in the sense that you are hyped when you get into it, and then the person at the top ruins their ties to everyone around them. An unfair system that is built on lies and silently banning people and turning them against each other.

Hey Aidan, you been in the Kingdom of the Polished Rocks recently?

No Cleor, I got shadowbanned and blocked on everything because I met a cute boy.

by Hell Man Yang July 30, 2022

Polishing the Apple

Sucking up; kissing ass; brown-nosing

Ollie is in the new boss's office "Polishing the Apple"!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 30, 2022