penis platter

A derogatory term for poorly cooked beef.

Christopher told Dick that he did not enjoy his rubbish penis platter.

by Asfandyarar January 25, 2008

pancake platter

When a woman squishes her breasts between two large plates.

I showed Chris my pancake platter last night. He enjoyed it, but man, did it hurt.

by Bob Bob BobBob Bluemoon October 20, 2013

roge platter

when a female swabs her vaginal canal clean and puts it on a platter to be served for oral consumption

Perrin: Honey, go whip up a roge platter for me?

Paulina: sure thing baby

by perrin merc dis shit January 21, 2010

combo platter

This is when you need to do both a #1 and a #2 in the bathroom.

Oh crap...is there a bathroom in this store? I need to go do a combo platter.

by Beagle Bagel July 18, 2010

poop on a platter

A really shit product presented to you after a very hyped preparation

"Dude, that guy claimed to be the best producer around, but he gave us poop on a platter"

by cericratman August 26, 2011

Sushi Platter

When a Asian girl has a huge rack.

I was getting my nails done and a girl working there had a Sushi Platter.

by Yellow Fever ;) April 26, 2020

splatter the platter

Common term for having diahrea or loose stool.

After eating lunch at the Roach Coach, I had splattered the platter.

by Rick S. December 01, 2004