South Pole Pincher

The act of pinching an overweight person's butt cheeks together and making love to the compressed cheeks and not the anus.

I gave your fat-assed mom the old "South Pole Pincher" last night... Ha Ha Ha (deep laugh)

by Huge D September 5, 2006

Deep Sea Pinchers

The act of giving oral sex, thus enabling the possibility of receiving crabs on ones head.

i.e. Head crabs

Dude, maybe you shouldn't suck so much dick. I think you have deep sea pinchers.

by 8675309eieen69 May 8, 2009

Taco Pincher

An affectionate name Emily calls Graham that was made by Graham saying enchalada penis and Emily thinking about a crab, thus the word taco pincher was created.

Graham: Hey Penis Enchilada.
Emily: Hey Taco Pincher.

by LatestPlague sXe August 20, 2006

Shit Pincher

Another word for butthole. Usually it could be used in a more aggressive manor.

“Bro you smell like ass, do you even clean your shit pincher?”

by Knifemaster1000 June 27, 2021

Worm pincher

Child molester

I was 3 years old when I wanted to go fishing with that old man. One day he said, " Hey?!... Fishing?!...You wanna… come?"

He pinched my worm but he didn't put it on the hook. He smothered it with brownie juice. Then my dad yelled hey worm pincher where you at and I said oh you're looking for my uncle

by Pony tank 69 December 1, 2023

5 incher pincher

When your penis is 5 inches but still makes her moan and groan

Imma give you my 5 incher pincher

by Inches January 3, 2025

perogie pincher

a man who has decided that he loves the sweetness of preparing a dirty perogie (look up dirty perogie)

college guys run into a lot of chicks, tho usually shaved, one day Bob Saget a young scholar porn addict virgin never touched a pussy, had two 3 thousand dollar female fuck dolls to do an examination. They both came with hair 'human hair' so he touched both of them at once then shaved both of them and said "what the fuck where's my dirty perogie? Damn I'm really a perogie pincher! Youch, what a pincer!"

by JKornDoctor September 23, 2013