The act of pinching an overweight person's butt cheeks together and making love to the compressed cheeks and not the anus.
by Huge D September 5, 2006
The act of giving oral sex, thus enabling the possibility of receiving crabs on ones head.
i.e. Head crabs
i.e. Head crabs
by 8675309eieen69 May 9, 2009
An affectionate name Emily calls Graham that was made by Graham saying enchalada penis and Emily thinking about a crab, thus the word taco pincher was created.
by LatestPlague sXe August 20, 2006
A word which describes an individual who has nothing better to do than pinch the few friends they have (or wished they had), for not wearing green on Saint Patty's day. Usually the same annoy individual who plays "punch buggy" or brags about their accumulated collection of participation trophies.
Patty pincher: Hey man, I couldn't help but noticing you aren't wearing green *pinches guy*
Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*
Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*
Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*
Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*
by Chillbro March 17, 2017
by Owl_Boi February 13, 2023
by PenisPincher December 29, 2016
Someone you know of but never meet who causes money to be charged to you surprisingly and unnecessarily so their identity can be kept a mystery. Often like someone who comes up and pinches you from behind (both of which is surprising and unnecessary.) This is often a way for the middle man to make money off of both parties.
I'm tired of using a middle man. My lawyer needs to give me the number of this ass pincher so we can meet personally and avoid any other charges due to miscommunication.
by MovinMocassins March 31, 2016