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The other stranger 

To masturbate after sitting with one's knees higher than the pelvis to cause numbness in the genitals. Gives the sensation of jerking off someone else.
There were no takers at the bathhouse, so I sat on a box, feet flat to the floor and waited for my junk to fall asleep so I could enjoy the other stranger.

the other side of the puddle

a place that is, in all ways, different from the place the person saying it is from
Asian person: Wow! I finally received my package from the other side of the puddle! other Asian person: what do you mean from "the other side of the puddle"? Asian person: its from Russia.

Bats for the other side 

Descriptive of a gay, by a straight.

Spanking the other monkey 

To stimulate another sexually by a spanking motion on erogenous, sexual zones.
I got them hot by spanking the other monkey!

the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too 

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander
MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

Wish in one hand, shit in the other. 

"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one gets filled first." When a person wants the impossible.
Joe: We need world peace. Can't we just all get along?
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other.