MUGATU: i present to you...
THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)
DEREK: ..
what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children
how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!