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Octopus Hands

When a person's hands are all over another person.
Girl 1: That couple looks so cute!

Girl 2: Yeah, except the guy can't control his octopus hands.

Girl 1: He should keep his hands to himself!
by Catfishstick February 26, 2010
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Paul the Octopus

is a common octopus living in a tank at a Sea Life Centre in Oberhausen, Germany. The octopus is used as an animal oracle in an attempt to predict the results of football matches, usually international matches in which Germany is playing. Paul came to worldwide attention with his accurate predictions in the 2010 World Cup.
In Paul the Octopus' two year career he has successfully predicted 11 out of 13 matches. Meaning he has an 85% success rate.
by JPRaptor July 11, 2010
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Ceiling Octopus

(n.) A person who really loves to celebrate the oncoming of a new season.

(v.) The act of rolling a soda can into the street.
Sue: I can't wait for autumn!
Bill: Jeez, stop being such a ceiling octopus...

Martin: Hey man I'm bored.
Linda: How about we go and ceiling octopus for a little while?
Martin: Yeah that would be so cool!
by yourmom642 July 26, 2011
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Love Octopus

A term used to describe a confusing love relationship including a more complex relation then a love triangle.

Often it is very stressful for all parties attached to the Love Octopus
Person one: "Look at John! I started liking him and now his EX wants him back and he likes you! You out of all people!"

Person two:"I'm sorry but I like your EX!"

Person three that isn't involved:"I can't believe that you are all in a Love Octopus!"
by Thatguyheis October 9, 2009
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reverse octopus(

The reverse octopus (occy) is a singular masturbation reach around underneath the anus
Reverse octopus( Pull your cock with arm wrapped under your anus
by Gregwa1989578533 January 3, 2014
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octopus handshake

The sexual act of double penetration while on a boat or body of water; any sexual act while on a boat or body of water involving more than one penis.
"During the cruise, Lisa met two guys at the bar who gave her an octopus handshake."
by Chuck15065 April 14, 2010
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Drunken Octopus

Those uneven hooks in bathroom stalls (usually girls restrooms) that look like octopi trying to start a fight.
Girl1- were did you hang your purse when you went to the restroom

Girl2-oh just on the “Drunken Octopus
by raptorjack180 January 20, 2020
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