by Fudge Musketeer August 02, 2006
"So I met this chick at the mud bog the other night."
"The hot one?"
"Yep. Did the Tennessee musket on her ass"
"Damn dude!"
"The hot one?"
"Yep. Did the Tennessee musket on her ass"
"Damn dude!"
by Treefidy February 06, 2018
Main Entry:Musket shot
Pronunciation:\ˈmes-kət\ \shot\
Function: noun
Etymology:(Derived from Slaterism, Conlonism, and or Nielsenism) Common term used amongst close friends(i.e. locker room, garage, bar room, sexual engagement)
Date: Circa 2008
Def: Defined as: When a male counterpart ejaculates (i.e. blows his load) into a females mouth, proceeded by packing the wad using genitals; (i.e. stuffing his load down her throat with his cock)follwed by the female orally discharging "the load" into/onto another female.
Pronunciation:\ˈmes-kət\ \shot\
Function: noun
Etymology:(Derived from Slaterism, Conlonism, and or Nielsenism) Common term used amongst close friends(i.e. locker room, garage, bar room, sexual engagement)
Date: Circa 2008
Def: Defined as: When a male counterpart ejaculates (i.e. blows his load) into a females mouth, proceeded by packing the wad using genitals; (i.e. stuffing his load down her throat with his cock)follwed by the female orally discharging "the load" into/onto another female.
Ex: Joe face fucks Susan untill he cums in her mouth, then stuffs the load down her throat. Susan proceeds by spliting the load into Becky's face therefor giving Becky the "Musket Shot"
by Slater,Conlon, and Nielsen January 18, 2008
A derogatory term used to degrade old men who pass the time by sucking on the penises of their fellow senior citizens. The plural form of this noun is known as a “double-barreled musket chugger” in which an older man simultaneously and skillfully chugs two penises at one time. Term originated from act that single handedly ended the Civil War at the Battle of Palmito Ranch in which General Custer surrendered after being forced to double barrel musket chug both Abraham Lincoln and General Grant a period in excess of an hour.
His bike was broke and Ian had no money to fix it so he double barrel musket chugged that man real good and got it for free. What a Musket chugger...
by Meh Meh Where's My treat March 23, 2008
"hey Jim, I heard you gave that girl a Kentuckey Musket last night."
"Yeh, she got a yeast infection."
"Yeh, she got a yeast infection."
by Gwirty May 25, 2009
A meme that is expected to be located within the document folders of Musketmarine. This does not determine the quality of the meme; Rather what one should expect to find in Musket's folder.
by The_Generalissimo April 29, 2022
Best described as the unmistakable first blast of a large bowel movement that reverberates through the thin bathroom walls of a cheap motel. This foul deed is often accompanied by giggles and/or disapproving comments depending upon the age and gender of the audience.
While deep in the middle of an Adult Swim marathon, the three young gentlemen watching the show were both humored and amazed by the incredible musket blast that came from the adjoining bathroom and literally shook their sleeping quarters to the core.
by Evan "Bonzof" July 11, 2008