Gummer

A Urophile. A gentleman who quaffs piss like it's a particularly fine Chardonnay.

'The dog' s peed on the kitchen floor? Don't waste paper towels. GUMMER!! '

by Squibbsy January 24, 2021

spicy gummer

When a woman chews up a bunch of habanero peppers and does oral sex.

He got a spicy gummer

by Christopher Daniel December 28, 2019

Gummer

A certain amount of cocaine (stretching from teeth to jaw) in order to induce a peak high at the same time as your friends. Used by the CIA every 9/11 to astral project into the terrorist communities to prevent anyone from doing more world trade center collapses.

If we gave him a gummer we wouldn't have enough for the rest of us (in order to astral project)

by Hotpies September 22, 2023

Gummer Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job from someone with no teeth (hence the gummer), while taking a shit on the toilet (hence the blumpkin).

Donald was the most delighted when ol' Betsy from room 309 came down the hall before midnight and surprised him with a Gummer Blumpkin on his birthday; needless to say, that's one way to keep the Doctor away!

by Willywonkered August 9, 2025

Gummer

In the web3 community, especially in Aurory, signifies recognition as a true legend.

Being named gummer in the web3 community, especially in Aurory, signifies recognition as a true legend.

That legend is Gummer.

by WEB3GUY June 24, 2024

upper-gummer

When someone gives a large, horse toothed grin inadvertently showing their full upper gums, they are considered an upper-gummer.

Check out that upper-gummer in that selfie! I wonder if she realizes how she looks?

by Inaffitimogen January 17, 2021

Summer Gummer

A toothless ass bitch who gives head to anyone who has a dick.

Yeah he got head from Summer Gummer

by DontGuessWho February 17, 2025