Everett is a munch, typically a box head. Usually groping girls however also enjoys giving blowjobs to fat men in the handicap restroom stall in.
They Pulled the Everett Rudeseal
by Yomama639475 October 7, 2022
Get the Everett Rudesealmug. by biastitan495 April 23, 2019
Get the everetts sistermug. This is a person that is rude to their sibling and is loud and thinks that she/he is always right and doesn't know when to stop talking but somehow they get friends
by Xnjzjz July 4, 2019
Get the Annabelle Everettmug. 
Get the everettmug. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen
Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met
Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime
Girl 1. Same
Million other girls. I want him
Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime
Girl 1. Same
Million other girls. I want him
by Theman5566777 July 12, 2023
Get the Landon Everette Pillatzkimug. by Creamoligma February 23, 2022
Get the Everett Ardenmug. Aka "Ultra Feminist"
Everett is the most kind and caring guy you will ever meet. If you ever get the chance to hangout with him you should take it. He's an adrenaline junkie and will do anything just cuz. He loves all animals and is great with kids. He's fantastic and loving and when he says he loves you he truly means it. He will always be there for you and will always be open and honest. He is a sucker for a fire and could sit at them for hours just talking. He's the kind of person you can have a serious conversation with and seek comfort in and then 2 seconds later you're discussing the names of some squirrels who you decide are dating. He's anyone's favorite person to be around regardless of what you're doing. If you're so lucky to have an Everett in your life don't ever let him go. <3
Everett is the most kind and caring guy you will ever meet. If you ever get the chance to hangout with him you should take it. He's an adrenaline junkie and will do anything just cuz. He loves all animals and is great with kids. He's fantastic and loving and when he says he loves you he truly means it. He will always be there for you and will always be open and honest. He is a sucker for a fire and could sit at them for hours just talking. He's the kind of person you can have a serious conversation with and seek comfort in and then 2 seconds later you're discussing the names of some squirrels who you decide are dating. He's anyone's favorite person to be around regardless of what you're doing. If you're so lucky to have an Everett in your life don't ever let him go. <3
If Everett were around, life would be easier.
"If Everett (Evett) were here we would definitely be having a fire."
"If Everett (Evett) were here we would definitely be having a fire."
by Obama_KnowsPassword3.0 April 2, 2025
Get the Everett (Evett)mug.