A person who claims to have some attribute in complete opposition to reality. as in Donkey Kong not being a donkey at all.
"Brian told me the other day he could program in C++, but it turns out he couldn't even open the editor. He's a real Donkey Kong."
by OMNIARCHON Psychomanc3r January 20, 2009
Get the Donkey Kongmug. Pounding an ass like Donkey Kong smashes his bongos, also a way for showing appreciation for poetry without snapping
by ArdiFardi January 24, 2021
Get the Donkey Kong that Assmug. by Sirpoopsalotonyourchest September 1, 2016
Get the wild donkey kongmug. by agnubo March 23, 2020
Get the Donkey Kong Mainmug. on, fantastically on, the opposite of off, bringing it, go time, It's so seriously on...as in if you google "on", donkey kong would pop up...or if you google fought donkey kong and off...donkey kong, by a land freaking slide.
Example 1:
Someone challenging your epicness:
Let's play.
You:
What? Let's play? It's on like Donkey Kong.
Someone challenging your epicness:
Let's play.
You:
What? Let's play? It's on like Donkey Kong.
by Thatsmyfav August 24, 2010
Get the It's on like Donkey Kongmug. When a man is laying on his back with a woman is riding him cowgirl style, and she wraps her man-feet around his neck.
by 2tonemafia March 13, 2011
Get the Donkey Kongmug. The Donkey Kong Punch is a mixture of the donkey punch and the gorilla punch. When your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better and making her shit all over.
by Opi071694 December 11, 2010
Get the donkey kong punchmug.