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DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December)

The month following NNN (No Nut November) where you destroy the nearest female to let out the pent up sexual desires of No Nut November.

BTW this is bad.
Female: Well done on completing No Nut November!

Male: Yup, now it's time for DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December).
by revolter69 November 1, 2019
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DDD (Day Drunk Driver)

When you have been day drinking all day and pass out in the afternoon, but then by early evening you want to go out again with your friends. Then you need a DDD to get you there. The DDD is like a pre-DD.
Zack: I can drive tonight! I'm not really gonna drink much. I got to day drink!
Mary Ann: No Zack... You've been day drinking all day. I'm not gonna drink tonight either. Let me be the DDD (Day Drunk Driver) tonight and I'll drive your day drunk ass around.

Zack: OK cool! I would 100% get a DUI right now even though I haven't drank since 2 this afternoon. For real!
by Maryawerden November 14, 2012
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When you start to die of boredom and maybe your internet even is gone so you start to type mmm nnn bbb vvv ccc xxx zzz lll kkk jjj hhh ggg fff ddd sss aaa ppp ooo iii uuu yyy ttt rrr eee www qqq, which is typing your letters on the QWERTY keyboard from first to last, but you type every letter 3 times.
Person 1: Dude I'm so bored

Dude: Have you tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq?

Person 1: Yeah, 4 minutes ago.

Dude: Try doing mmm nnn bbb vvv ccc xxx zzz lll kkk jjj hhh ggg fff ddd sss aaa ppp ooo iii uuu yyy ttt rrr eee www qqq.
by August403 January 19, 2021
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ddd

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ddd is about life
by young beanis May 28, 2024
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DDD

Destroy Dick December is a challenge that every single person of the male gender MUST participate in or they face a punishment worse than death known as "Falling Asleep First at The Sleepover". The activity requires that everybody participating must nut once on December 1st, Twice on December 2nd, Thrice on December 3rd and this goes on until January 1st. This Is the opposite of NNN
Person A: Bro it's DDD

Person B: yea ik bruh i failed already

Person A: haha you fucking goofy ahh loser

Person B: i just couldn't do it my 8==D was sore by the 5th day
by Clappin'Cheeks69 December 22, 2022
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DDD

to me, DDD means Don't Do Drugs. i don't think i'm the only one using this expression. a kind of slogan to prevent people against drugs.
"hey, i stand for DDD." (i had to add something here, don't pay attention to the sentence it doesn't make sense)
by atsilac July 13, 2022
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DDD

Destroy Dick December. this is the month where you go ham on your meat. you keep jacking off till you BLEED
bro, my dick is burning for this years DDD
by NxTTTTTT December 2, 2021
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