Curtis

A creature that lives in your basement, and rapes your gerbils when your not looking. He also stuffs his enemy’s in his prolapsed butthole

“What the hell is that thing” omg dude I think it’s a Curtis.

by TheMisdememener March 04, 2018

Curtis

Some Ass hole with no friends except for some short punk.

Look at that Ginger, Totally a Curtis.

by Chucklesisgood March 31, 2017

Curtis

Usually drives a white van with timmies in the back

Guy1 there's a white van
Guy2 it must be a Curtis

by Jack348648 May 18, 2016

Curtis

A complete meany who says No you when insulted. His lack of double-pumping skills gets him killed in fortnite. He is some how very good at basketball yenno better than a Brandon. Curtis will get very upset when one pumped to the face with 100 health and 100 shields, and when BMed when the person is getting shot at. Wahmen see him as a sexy larg PENIS good looking man. And they always want his penis in her vagin

Brandon-You suck at basketball
Curtis-No you

by PeePeeSmasher June 11, 2018

Curtis

A really really small dick (aka micro penis)

Our neighbor down the street definitely has a Curtis.

by AMA23232323 December 28, 2019

Curtis

A scumbag who doesn't how to do shit.

"Oh its Curtis"

by MemeLord132435465 October 28, 2019

Curtis

A word used for another in a crowd that you don't want hearing what you have to say f.x. sex words or illegal drugs.

a young man is talking to his friend about sex in a fancy dinner party:
1. So? Did she give you a... Curtis (here blowjob) see blowjob)
2. Oh hell yeah... and she... Curtis'ed :D:D:D (here swallowed)
1. Ohhhh boy! You bong monkey you! (see bong monkey)

by Tillinn December 28, 2007