Cummer

“Cummer” is another term for the male penis. It is only able to cum and pee. At least that’s what the girls know about it’s functionality.

Dr. - “Damn, you really banged it up this time!”
Licensed cummer - “You know me doc, I get crazy.”
Dr. - “Take better care of your cummer, you only get one.”
Licensed Cummer - “No.”

by Whispering_sweet_nothings September 18, 2020

All Cummer's Eve

All Cummer's Eve is the day before December 1st. The final day of No Nut November.

Person 1: Hey, aren't you glad that No Nut November is almost over?

Person 2: Yeah, it is All Cummer's Eve.

by WarvyGarvy November 1, 2023

Backseat cummer

Someone who cums really fast in the ass hole

“Hey was really a backseat cummer”

by Peepeeegirl124 March 30, 2022

Cummer

Cummer is a word that can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb.

Wow dude! That's so cummer!

by kummerbumSSG October 17, 2023

cummere

When texting, its used to tell the other person to come here to have sex, thus the term cummere.

CHICK: IM JUST AT HOME BORED, AND HORNY.
DUDE: OKAY CUMMERE

CA

by masteralexander November 11, 2015

Cummer Roll

another word for a dick.

She choked on his cummer roll. "How far can you deep-throat that cummer roll Christianna?"

by martholowmewl May 6, 2018

scuzzy cummer

someone who cums scuzzy

your a scuzzy cummer

by Travi Patty March 11, 2022