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Calculator Brain

Somebody who can do complex math equations in their brain in a matter of seconds.
Person 1: What is 356x751?
Person 2: Uhhhhhhhh
Person 3: 267356
Person 1: What a calculator brain.
by skmad1212 June 28, 2013
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Calculator Watch's

A group of nerdy, annoying, gay kids who are obsessed with grades and there little inside jokes. They are reserved to there little group and do not associate with any other people because they can see them as bullies or eshay's but in reality they're mad cunts. Pretty much it means a nerd/dork.
"Over there are the calculator watch's absolute gay cunts," said brayshaw "I know right especially chris and oscar they're the biggest calculator watch's," said Wheater.
by Hardcuntsofyr8 April 18, 2019
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golden calculator

allowing one to touch inapropriate body parts; being touched
BRENT:whoa i cant believe yesterday i was a prude
ZACK: why not?
BRENT: because i just got all golden calculator with that chick
ZACK: lucky
by ohhhhhdang January 20, 2011
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calculator

Yuto is a calculator
by JOKa August 21, 2003
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calculator sex

when you have unrully sex with a math geek and or math device
man that calulator was good for the calculator sex!
BOOO-YAH!
by 123 do me? April 4, 2009
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Calculator Rape

The act of intentionally entering random numbers, letters, or symbols into one's calculator to take up space or make the calculator run out of memory. Works best with graphing calculators, as they have a big screen and letters. Words commonly used to rape calculators include "lol", "roflcopter", and "roflmao".
Paul: *Presses seemingly random numbers into a graphing calculator*

Patricia: Is he raping your calculator?

Clare: *reads calculator: "lolololololololololroflmaololomgwtfbbqlololllerskatelolololroflcopterlolol..."*

Clare: Unfortunately... This is the worst case of calculator rape yet.
by Valigro1021 December 13, 2010
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captain calculate

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
"Im no captain calculate, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."
by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008
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