Bear

A very furry animal that will murder you if you get too close.

Also a very hairy gay man.

Little Stevey talked to the bear. I have the hole dug for the funeral.
He is a hot bear

by Mysteryhi November 18, 2018

Bear

A big fat really aggressive dog that loves in the woods and will eat you

Ay yo don't go in their you might get attack by a bear

by ba ba ba ba penuts November 9, 2020

Bear

A bear is a big big big big animal which exists on Earth.

There are black, white, (usually polar bears) and brown.

I have a pet. It is a bear.
"What?! Bear?!"

by anonymous May 2, 2021

Bear

You don’t know what a fucking bear is? It’s a fucking animal dipshit

Wow look at that bear how utterly unremarkable that is, because it’s just a bear and I know what that is cuz I’m not a dipshit

by Paichni June 1, 2021

Bear

A term used describe an exceptionally hearty and contagious laugh that resonates with a deep, wheezy sound, reminiscent of the formidable and robust vocalizations often associated with a bear. This term is used to express amusement or signal that something is particularly funny, with the laughter being so pronounced that it might evoke the image of a bear's hearty guffaw.

Bro that was absolute bear!

by Kenthim September 28, 2023

Bear

1. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Ursidae, commonly known as a "bear".

2. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Hominidae, also known as the "hairy gay man".

I saw a bear today. The homosexual kind, not the animal.

by BatteryMaster July 8, 2018

bear

A large friendly mid-western guy who does not like to wear clothes, has an unusually large amount of body hair and is attracted to men with Norwegian names.

Friend 1: "Hey that Matt dude is such a bear!"

Friend 2: "Who? That guy that likes Trygve?"

by Luther E. December 2, 2007