bargain basement

An adjective used to delineate when something is of a low or poor quality. Below standard. Generally unfabulous.

"Somebody should tell Ricardo that he looks like a bargain basement gay with that poorly made fake Louis Vuitton man bag on his shoulder."

"I can't stand my girlfriend's friends from high school. They're so bargain basement."

by NYLAsexbomb November 26, 2006

Boys in the basement

A slang term that refers to the male testicles.

"Take it easy, my boys in the basement are sensitive!"

by Angelic_Sherry September 22, 2005

Unfinished basement

The not-completely-wiped asshole or the act of tossing the salad of someone with said asshole.

Phyllis nearly threw up when she licked Chris' asshole and discovered that he had an unfinished basement. She promptly bought him an extra roll of TP.

by JotaBug June 28, 2009

Basement Ninja

A person, usually male aged 13-35, who practices inferior self-taught fighting, killing, or stealth techniques in the basement of his/her parents' home or in a basement apartment. Typical hobbies include collection of decorative 'ninja' weapons for the purposes of practice and display. Typical behaviours include exhibition of martial arts proficiency, provision of stealth tips, and demonstration of human pressure points.

"Anybody who carries nunchucks to a 7-11 is a basement ninja."

by King Byron July 25, 2008

Musty Basement

A mungy, sweaty, dirty ass and bunghole.

Baby go wash dat ass. You gots a musty basement. Stank ass bitch.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

Basement Tapes

The Basement Tapes werea series of video tapes made by Eric Harris & Dylan Klebold, the two Columbine shooters.

The tapes are filled with racial hatred, Eric Harris trying to drink Jack Daniels without choking and pure lulz.

"Hey, man, wanna go watch the Basement Tapes? Oh wait, we can only read transcripts from them on the Internet because the police won't release the tapes in case it spawns a copycat school shooting, despite there being numerous copycat school shootings since Columbine."

"Ok"

by RebTheJuvey November 03, 2008

basement troll

Any over 30 male who lives in his parents' basement. Usually lacking in social skills. Never has a girlfriend. Heterosexual (non-practicing). Seldom employed. Loves Dungeons and Dragons. Usually overweight, bald. Comic book fanatic. Secretly (or not) wants to be his favorite comic book hero.

Dude I bet that basement troll has never even been to first base.

by nemo421 November 10, 2007