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The musical hardcore trance/screamo act 'Clumsy Child Syndrome' performing at Wembley Stadium.

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Water Bottle: I heard Clumsy Child Syndrome are playing Wembley. Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium? Scarpering hampers huh?
Magazine: NO!
Mirror: WHO IS THIS EVEN SPEAKING ON THE TELEPHONE?!
Wembley Stadium announcement: Due to Prozac limited the following houses have been demolished...10!
Magazine: NO!

DON'T EVER BELIEVE IN THE MIRRORS!
by preqq May 28, 2008
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Stadium

Not everybody wants a new one because a team owner does. That doesn't mean the owner should get to hold the team hostage until taxpayers meet his demands, and threaten to move the team, not when the previous owner wouldn't try it.
People seemed happy enough with the stadium that was there before the new owner showed up, he was really the one that wanted the new stadium built the most.
by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021
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A stadium appetite

When you go to a sports stadium and order: a plastic cup filled up way to high with bad beer, a bag of unsalted peanuts and a hotdog with a way to short bun.
Afterwards you’ll have diarhea in a stall with no door while 20 guys wait for you to finish.
Person1: yeah... I’ve got a stadium appetite
Peson2: ohh... really. Good lick man...
by That manly man June 2, 2018
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Stadium Seating

A sexual act similar to a blumpkin in which one dude craps in the top tank of the toilet while a second craps in the bowl of the toilet. The dude crapping in the top tank receives a blowjob while the girl is riding the dude crapping in the bowl of the toilet.
Me and my buddy got stadium seating from that dirty skank Becky
by *construction noises* May 24, 2018
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Leaving the stadium

The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.

Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.
Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?

Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.

Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...
by holla-at-a-playa April 15, 2009
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Spring Stadium

A Spring Stadium is a stadium made of springs. You can use it when you want to talk about a stadium made of springs.
Person 1: We should build a stadium made of springs. A Spring Stadium if you will.
Person 2: It's Fall
by Legalize Spring Stadium August 26, 2020
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STADIUM

A code word for a butt or booty or STADIUM
That’s a nice STADIUM

Big STADIUM to the left
by currystopitbwbwbwbwb May 15, 2020
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