Roommate Date

A date consisting of mating in one's room.
Hey Taylor, do you think you could clear out of here this evening? I've got a roommate date.
by Sam Wigman January 30, 2010
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Roommate abuse

constant threats of being tazed, constant wearing of bitchy britches or moody pants, mockery, A fucking dickhead who treats people like fucking shit like throwing, slapping, beating, pinching, whipping, kicking, beating, or anything else that physically hurts, mostly leaving bruises, cuts, and a broken soul.
you may be a victim of roommate abuse if you cry yourself at sleep night. To prevent more mockery try to keep your cry to a soft wimper
by Jaydawg May 29, 2012
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Roommate's Day

June 13

The day to celebrate roommates all over the world. Same as mother's day, but roommates day.
Spike gave John a nail clipper for Roommate's Day.
by Spikeaxe June 12, 2008
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super-roommates

If two men can’t legally become married, they can just label themselves “super-roommates”.
by rpgamm December 03, 2020
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Anal roommate

A person that you live with and engage in anal sex with.
Hey Maureen how long have you and Mark been together. No we’re not together sorta FWB we just live together he’s just my Anal Roommate.
by Ttk1027 November 26, 2019
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Roommate love

Roommate love is when you can shit in the bathroom when your significant roommate is comfortably taking a shower.
by Wreck daddy June 01, 2015
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Housecat Roommate

A roommate who comes and goes with no heads up or warning. Oftentimes, they disappear in the middle of day and don't return until late at night. They also leave alcohol at the door, in similar fashion to a cat with dead animals.
My bro is such a Housecat Roommate. H literally vanished at noon yesterday, and he got back at two in the morning. Where does he go?
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016
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