The Reuben

When two bisexual males penetrate a heterosexual female in both the anus and vagina at the same time producing the illusion of two sourdough bread pieces upon a slab of roast beef.
When Zach discovered that Cody was bisexual the twins decided to make The Reuben upon London Tipton.
by Jimmy’s mom 69 January 13, 2019
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Reuben

The adorable pig that is Jesse's pet in Minecraft Story Mode...
NOOOOO!!!!!!! REUBEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
by 4th Impact 4 LIFE!!!!!!! September 22, 2016
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Reuben a.k.a the lover of Venessa. Reuben, the poster name for someone with absolutely no purpose whatsoever. Lethargic, defiant, aggressive are some of the words used to describe a Reuben. A Reuben is mind you 1 sus guy. He’ll make you feel like you’re suspicious but in reality he is the one who is suspicious. He has a nonchalant and unbothered attitude about everything but Venessa. So ya as a hole a Reuben is useless
Ohh there goes Reuben. The fuck is he doing here?
by Bruhhstfu@22 April 03, 2022
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A person that does not know the area of a square
"he is in third grade but he is no longer a Reuben"
by Ffop2 February 11, 2019
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The cutest and sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Reuben's are such cutiepies and leaving wanting to just grab them in a warm hug, like a teddy. Such a sweetheart that could do no harm
"look at Reuben over there, he looks scary"
"Ohh don't worry about him he is just a cutie that wouldn't hurt a fly"
by mr demapples August 07, 2019
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some tallblack guy who loves eating pussy and having nice intercourse with hoes
reuben is gay
by my 4skin is smelly October 05, 2017
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reuben yu

some dumb cunt who thought his balls were included in his penis length, and that they should be put in the vagina
"What are you doing, Reuben Yu?"
Reply: "I'm trying to fit my balls in you!"
by Jewben Brian March 09, 2017
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