Mocha's Mark

A Mocha's Mark is when you fart in someone's face and then run off and vomit on their bed.
Dude, I need to wash my face and blankets because your dog just gave me a Mocha's Mark.
by masturjason April 24, 2010
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Mocha Cocha

There is nothing better than the feeling of a mocha cocha up my arse
by Savlon king July 03, 2019
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mocha monster

Midgets mocha monster frightened me when he slapped me with it.
by Sab <3 June 03, 2019
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mocha ho

The hot biatches at most of the mocha stands through out the country
While flashing me her tits this morning the Mocha ho asked if I had some cream for her
by DTT January 19, 2007
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Mocha Frappuccino

the most addicting thing in the world other than drugs and facebook
fb status: going to get a Mocha Frappuccino
comment: YUM
by the NINJA Cheesecake January 10, 2011
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mystic mocha

A cocoa goddess. She's got moves and she knows how to use them. When she gets a hold of some skittles you know that there will be danger. She's into groping and she loves to share a bed with a jew. She likes to bounce up on it at 2AM after drinking somePina Coladas and gettin her African Swerve on.
"Oh thats hot! That Mystic Mocha knows what she wants and she takes it! She takes it!"
by Baby Jew May 28, 2009
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redneck mocha

A standard drip coffee mixed with some cheap hot cocoa powder mix, preferably half a packet.
"Been runnin' low on cash in this recession, so I've given up Starbucks and drinking redneck mochas from the lunch room instead."
by KW1985 November 23, 2011
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