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midwest friendly

It's like a 1950s sitcom. Everyone acts like they're your neighbor.
Molly is visiting from Portland and described Illinoians as Midwest friendly.
by Shans430 May 5, 2023
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Midwest Gauntlet

Married, kids and divorced before 30yrs old... because people in the Midwest like “family values” and not wearing condoms...

if you avoided all three you might be a unicorn!
“So did that girl you went out with last week make it thru the “Midwest Gauntlet” or was she a statistic?
by Dynadaddy November 8, 2018
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Midwest Fine

In the Midwest, particularly Minnesota, the word ‘fine’ when used like “Yea I’m fine” or “Oh that’s fine” doesn’t mean that something is truly fine, it translates roughly to “nothing is going right and everything is shitty”

Fine could be considered a more subtle version of “could be better”
Person 1: That crash was rough, you ok?
Person 2: Oh yeah I’m fine
Person 1: Is that fine fine or midwest fine
by nothingneko June 22, 2023
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midwest snorkel

When you forcefully spit on your thigh, and finger it until you get friction burns. Then you have to snort up all of the remains.
I did the most aggressive Midwest Snorkel last night with my mom.
by Slimmer January 16, 2017
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Midwest Iraqi

When you have horrible gas, so you get in your vehicle and crank the heat on high, fart and procees to rub one out in the stink to remind you of the times you mastubated in a porta potty in 115 degree heat in Iraq.
I was bored at work today and went and pulled a Midwest Iraqi during lunch break.
by SSGBB December 15, 2020
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showbiz midwest

by pagjrbtrfb December 20, 2021
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Midwest Slimfast

Phil: "Ben's been up for 4 days what's wrong with him?"
John: "He's on that midwest slimfast."
by captain_ice October 20, 2020
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