A Johnnie is a very gay individual who likes dick in their booty hole, they also tend to say things that they never act on, they like to go for the fattest and ugliest bitches, they also have the worst taste in women and have extremely low standards. Their dick will literally go into anything that has a hole. Johnnies typically see themselves as tough and healthy, but in reality they are lazy fucking slobs who don’t do shit but a play games on their consoles and have dad bodies around the age of 16 and above. Johnnies are also insecure about themselves cause of past relationships and rejections from females who have better to do with their lives. A johnnie is basically a feminine version of John they also tend to have vaginas so don’t be surprised if a johnnie tells you he has a esthetically large cock and you end up seeing a vagina. Overall a johnnie is just an L.
Is that a johnnie over there I bet you he has a vagina
Johnnie is so insecure nowadays he lies so much about his life
Johnnie never works out anymore just sits at home and plays games and fingers himself and smells it after
Johnnie is so insecure nowadays he lies so much about his life
Johnnie never works out anymore just sits at home and plays games and fingers himself and smells it after
by Shadiiii April 29, 2019
Johnny is a great dad who always wants the best for his kids. As everyone knows his favorite child Jayden is the best and he also wants Johnny to know that he loves him
by Jason derulo March 17, 2020
A cursed 3D animation that was copied by multiple shit quality channels until it became a legendary meme.
Johnny Johnny Yes Papa is usually sang over off beat music with no rhythm or rhyme until you want to shoot yourself in the head.
As you may know, iconic meme lord lol ik made a video on this and made it ten times less cursed.
And to remind you, it was about child abuse.
Johnny Johnny Yes Papa is usually sang over off beat music with no rhythm or rhyme until you want to shoot yourself in the head.
As you may know, iconic meme lord lol ik made a video on this and made it ten times less cursed.
And to remind you, it was about child abuse.
Johnny Johnny Yes Papa in a nutshell
Father: Jonathan,Jonathan.
Jonathan:Yes father?
Father:Consuming glucose?
Jonathan: Nay father.
Father:Spreading falsehoods?
Jonathan: Nay father.
Father: Open your cuticles.
Jonathan: Ahahahaha
Father: Jonathan,Jonathan.
Jonathan:Yes father?
Father:Consuming glucose?
Jonathan: Nay father.
Father:Spreading falsehoods?
Jonathan: Nay father.
Father: Open your cuticles.
Jonathan: Ahahahaha
by Why da f u looking at my name December 09, 2020
by OPTitanGodElite June 09, 2019
A meme in 2018 that originated from a nursery rhyme verse:
johnny johnny
yes papa
eating sugar
no papa
telling lies
no papa
open mouth
hahaha
johnny johnny
yes papa
eating sugar
no papa
telling lies
no papa
open mouth
hahaha
johnny johnny yes papa but with Lele Pons
Lele Pons
Yes Papa
Telling lies
no papa
Deleting friends posts?
no papa
Open Instagram
IM LATINA
Lele Pons
Yes Papa
Telling lies
no papa
Deleting friends posts?
no papa
Open Instagram
IM LATINA
by pocky52 September 08, 2018
by TheRealJohnnyJohnny March 03, 2019
Slang term used to describe an item or object that's flipin awesome - something that you'd swap an arm or your own granny for. Comes from the British luxury brand that specialises in making concrete furniture and brick wall for graffiti artists. The brand is well known in London for the concrete door stops it leaves around the city for people to find.
If your mate had a concrete doorstop with a steel handle or a flying car that doubled as a submarine you'd say 'that's totally johnny concrete man'.
by bunchofbananas January 22, 2019