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Gak Net

Any article of clothing used to catch your blasted nut load. Examples are a sock, a shirt, maybe a towel or even your mom's living room drapes. A Gak Net used multiple times to catch your fapped out nut spunk may become quite stiff and crusty over time.
Darren found himself fapping to net porn in the living room. About to bust a nut, he needed a Gak Net. He grabbed the end of the designer window drapes and blew man juice and wiped up.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
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vag gak

All of the shit that ends up on a baby after giving birth.
As a baby is born the midwife will hand the baby to the mother saying; "Mind the vag gak as its as slippery as fuck! I don't want you dropping the poor little bastard"
by VeryBigA February 1, 2018
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gak out

/gäk out/

To enjoy anything related to Yo-kai Gakuen Y, also known as Y School Heroes outside of Japan.

Examples include but are not limited to: watching episodes of the anime Yo-kai Gakuen Y: N to no Souguu, known simply as Y School Heroes outside of Japan; playing the video game Yo-kai Gakuen Y: Waiwai Gakuen Seikatsu, known as Y School Heroes: Bustlin' School Life outside of Japan; and seeing characters from Yo-kai Gakuen Y appear in other Yo-kai Watch media that are not heavily focused on Yo-kai Gakuen Y.
They gak out when they listen to the Yo-kai Gakuen Y anime's first OP.
by ygakuenfan January 29, 2023
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Gak Towel

A rag commonly used to clean up after sex/masturbation. Broad term used to describe any material (such as face washer, tissue, curtains etc) used for cleaning up jism.
Dave uses his curtains as a gak towel
by Charlie October 19, 2004
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GAK DICK

WHEN YOU'VE BEEN ON THE BENDER TRAIN AND EATEN 20 BARNSEYS A GRAM OF DIPPY AND 8 BALL OF RAK FINALLY PICK UP A SMOKIE AFTER CHASING THE DRAGON ALL DAY THEN WHEN IT COMES TO PERFORMING YOUR PENIS DOESN'T CO-OPERATE.
THE OTHER FRIDAY I JUMPED ON THE BENDER TRAIN WAS ON IT ALL WEEKEND CHASING THE DRAGON SPENT MY WHOLE PAY ON GEAR FINALLY PICKED UP A SMOKIE DOWN AT THE SURF CLUB TOOK HER HOME GOT MY PENIS OUT AND SHE LOOKED AT IT AND SAID WHAT IS THAT AND I WAS LIKE ARRRRRRRRH "GAK DICK" BABY
by MEKEEN THE FIEEEN December 2, 2009
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To Snatch a Gak

To have one's gak snatched, one would have had to have the goo that holds the brain in place, gak, taken, or snatched, from one's cranium, resulting in death; usually involved in black-on-white crime.
Yo bitch you best watch out! He gon' snatch yo' gak!

This is a strange term, to snatch a gak; strange, but wonderful!
by Dr. Samuel D. Tran December 16, 2008
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gak

A noun used to describe the smell that is produced by a person that has terrible B.O., mostly arising from their ass crack, that is bad enough to make you gag.
Also can be used as a verb in the same way.
Phew, that guy has gak.
Your B.O. makes me gak.
by Beckerson January 1, 2008
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