Cupboard Rat

A Cupboard rat is a rat that seemingly lives under your sink, and will hop out to snag any scrap that falls on the floor. you can buys the cupboard rat and cupboard rat XT at your local wal-mart for $500.

Me: Throws a pizza scrap on the floor...

Cupboard Rat: Hops out and snags the scrap quickly bringing it back to its cave and devouring it.

by BootsTheKitten November 30, 2010

cupboard-climber

Used to describe a male who gets sexually excited after climbing into or on top of a females cupboard

Bro! Why are you hiding in the girls boarding cupboard? You're such a cupboard-climber

by fanumtaxxedme May 14, 2024

cupboard-climber

A word used to describe a male who often climes on top of or into the cupboard in a females room

Bro! I caught you in my sisters cupboard again! you're such a cupboard-climber

by fanumtaxxedme May 14, 2024

council cupboards

Typical universal credit chav, painted over old wooden cupboards in a white wash that's basically transparent. Generally filthy inside and out

That bitch has got council cupboards

by Chazzyb July 25, 2023

raid my cupboard

Stealing your friends load when he's trying to give his girlfriend a facial during a threesome involving you.

I was about to give her a nice pearl necklace during our three way, but my friend tried to raid my cupboard for himself.

by NasT4U May 24, 2023

Pooh cupboard

Port a john, port a potty, portable potty

I need to take a dump in the pooh cupboard. John destroyed the pooh cupboard.

by I crack myself up August 14, 2022

cupboard burnt

Food that taste like cupboard

These walnuts taste cupboard burnt

by Cheyyennerox February 22, 2018