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hornet clamp

While positioned in the rear of a female (preferably doggy style), approach while maintaining a flat back, good hitting position. Next, when you can either smell their breath or step on their toes, thrust your hips forward while launching your arms upward and under the armpits. Finally, strongly grasp the breasts of the victim and squeeze your elbows together, preventing escape as you carry them forward. You have now completed a perfect form Hornet Clamp.
"I totally Hornet Clamped that bitch last night"
by Italian6969 August 17, 2014
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Muffler Clamp

While having anal sex with a woman, asking her to tighten her sphincter muscles as you come.
Damn my dick is sore, I shouldn't have had that chick put the muffler clamp on last night.
by Dunk Funkelman April 22, 2008
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Champ Clamp

When you get a clamp and make it clamp down on your dick. It is one of the best sexual pleasure any human can experience. You will instantly climax if done correctly.
"last night I champ clamped and it was fucking epic"
by Bailey Brown lover March 25, 2019
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Señor Clamp

a suave son of a bitch who loves to hang out in womens' pants.
Señor: aaaaaaaa Señorita have you ever been clamped before......

Woman: *squelch* oooooooo Señor Clamp
by GCJL January 13, 2009
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sandwich clamps

Your hands, used to hold a burger.
by Johnny Buff September 2, 2007
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clamp god

One who doesn't fuck around on defense and will dunk on your whole squad if the opportunity is provided
by JohnGrotti October 8, 2016
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Butt Clamps

A wonderous device to help you survive in prison against horny inmates.
Tony used his Butt Clamps right before he got in the shower and saved himself from the painful agony of the other inmates.
by Dr. Shavargo December 9, 2008
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