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Bear

A bear is a big big big big animal which exists on Earth.

There are black, white, (usually polar bears) and brown.
I have a pet. It is a bear.
"What?! Bear?!"
by anonymous May 2, 2021
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Bear

A person who occupies one fourth of a bed and hibernates throughout the day ie Archith Bhasker
Christ hall sucks so go sleep like the bear.
by dragonabu February 8, 2019
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Bear

A very furry animal that will murder you if you get too close.

Also a very hairy gay man.
Little Stevey talked to the bear. I have the hole dug for the funeral.
He is a hot bear
by Mysteryhi November 18, 2018
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Bear

Large brown, carnivourus, dangerous creature bearing sharp claws
Person A: "I saw a bear in the forest yesterday"
Person B: "I'm happy you survived otherwise i would have to beary you."
Person A: "You can't say that, that joke is barbearous!"
Person B: "No i'm kidding that would be unbearable."
Person A: "Im sorry i overreacted after the encounter i could almost bearly keep my bearings."
by BearlyTrustable February 4, 2022
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Bear

1. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Ursidae, commonly known as a "bear".

2. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Hominidae, also known as the "hairy gay man".
I saw a bear today. The homosexual kind, not the animal.
by BatteryMaster July 8, 2018
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bear

A large friendly mid-western guy who does not like to wear clothes, has an unusually large amount of body hair and is attracted to men with Norwegian names.
Friend 1: "Hey that Matt dude is such a bear!"

Friend 2: "Who? That guy that likes Trygve?"
by Luther E. December 2, 2007
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The Bears

Bears are powerful members of an online community or forum, and are usually very knowledgeable on certain subjects. They can often get annoyed at people new to their forum, because they don't have the same level of respect or know-how.

The term 'Bears' comes from the popular welcome to new members of an internet community, 'Don't feed the bears'. A bear attack is when a Bear decides to flame a less important member for little or no reason.
Poetic-Justice: Omg help i can't partition my drives...!
t0nedef: NO! GO HOME! We don't want you here, and you're a stupid fuck. Get a life, and leave me alone. RaWR!
Narada: Oh fux, the bears are out!
by FirmWare October 4, 2008
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