ashtray on a motorbike

Used to describe something utterly useless.

This app is about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike. Bloody thing crashes every time I try to make a purchase.

by immediate 1 August 26, 2019

ashtray tagging

Leaving rare-label butts in prominent places in the hope that someone will recognize you from your choice of smoke.

1. Johnny scoffs at ashtray tagging because its politically incorrect.

2. I just bought this carton of chinese cigs online.. now everyone will know where I smoke!

by antonima1 May 02, 2010

dick ashtray

V. Extreme form of bdsm. When one sticks a lit or smoked cigarette into the urethra/dickhole.

Hey man, you don't have an ashtray can I just flick it on the ground?
Nah man just use my dick ashtray.

by Alien kid 13 October 05, 2015

Melbourne Ashtray

A Melbourne ashtray is when you use the rim of someone’s anus to extinguish a cigarette.

I was in a motel and there were no ashtrays so I used my girlfriends ass as a Melbourne ashtray instead.

by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024

Ansley Ashtray

When you put out your cigar on a strippers back.

Imagine you’re at the Diamond Cabaret in Denver getting a lap dance holding a cigar and you need more than one hand to grab Mary’s fat/fake knockers so you perform the Ansley Ashtray. Pray she enjoys it and sucks you off before the bouncer catches you

by Titancream November 05, 2022

Ansley Ashtray

When you put out a cigar on a strippers back

Imagine you’re at the Diamond cabaret strip club in Denver and you’re in the back getting a lap dance from Mary smoking a cigar like a big dog VIP. Mary has these big ol knockers that one hand can’t handle, so you perform the Ansley Ashtray and free up the other hand. She ends up enjoying the Ansley ashtray kink and proceeds to suck you off for a happy ending.

by Titancream November 05, 2022

Slavic AshTray

This will take place during fellatio. The man recieving involved will spark a ciggarette close to climax, then when he is near finishing pull the girls hair back, grab her nose and then simultaneously cum and ash in said females mouth. Hence forcing inhalation.

"you look happy today sir!"
"sure am! Gave my bird the old slavic ashtray last night."

by CakeAndOnly November 28, 2017