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Textsand

Like quicksand, but in the context of texting. AKA virtual quicksand. A metaphorical state where things have gotten out of control and one starts to panic at the thought of the predicament they have gotten themselves into, from texting.
Texter 1: Hey
Texter 2: Hey
Texter 1: Wanna come over?
Texter 2: Now? It's 12:30 am
Texter 1: Yeah. I had a bit too much wine
Texter 2: :) Ok

And even through the blurry haze of a good buzz, the regret and panic starts to set in. Oh man, I'm in textsand now.
by AH73 November 11, 2013
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Textsurrect

Replying to a text message so long after receiving it that the conversation is brought back to life.
Text from Danny to Sheila: "can't talk, gtg. we'll textsurrect this tomorrow"

Johnny was at the Lil' Wayne concert and didn't know Sally sent him a text message. When he finally woke up the next afternoon, he textsurrected her message.
by P Flag June 8, 2010
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textslack

A person who is bad at texting and often replies after a long period of time.
This is usually referring to a guy or a girl that isn't a good texter, especially when it comes to quick responses.
"Dude! Your such a 'textslacker' !"

- "Sorry man"
by Mr. Memmy October 17, 2017
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textyback

When one has been textually inactive for a short while because of a lack of units on their prepaid cell phone and retext after obtaining more minutes.
People with unlimited texts cannot bring textyback because texty never left.
by Darchally October 16, 2008
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textslap

when, usually in a facebook comment war, a person goes all out to diss the other competitor and show just how they are wrong in every way.
shit man, that was a textslap so hard it hurt me!
by eamonster December 25, 2010
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Textsion

A fast-paced text messaging session; involves rapid responses, funny, quick witted, smart ass remarks and/or sarcastic jabs. Usually has a definitive end when one participant's response has achieved the height of hilarity, wit and/or sarcasm; often used to flirt and often leads to a sextion
KJ: You talk to "cute guy" lately?
JJ: Yeah we had a hilarious textsion last night!
KJ: Oh yeah?
JJ: I was killing him! He couldn't text back fast enough!
by JenniferJ December 7, 2007
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texty text

a cute, kawaii way of saying "sending a text"
ex. i'll texty text you when I leave
by megatron02 April 25, 2014
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