by Mike27 May 3, 2005
Get the The Textbook Break-up mug.When your woman is going down on you, and you arent feeling it. You slap her in the head with a textbook.
When Suzy said, " by the way I have a raging case of herpes" on her way down, I textbook slapped her.
by The Palvorichk Thrust March 29, 2007
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A Teeaboo is a person who wants to be British when isn't.
Similar to a Weeaboo, Americans may try and act British by putting on a accent or trying to regulary drink Tea and Crumpets, whilst insulting the British Culture.
The most common collection of people who are Teeaboos are Americans.
Similar to a Weeaboo, Americans may try and act British by putting on a accent or trying to regulary drink Tea and Crumpets, whilst insulting the British Culture.
The most common collection of people who are Teeaboos are Americans.
American: I just love Tea and Biscuits it's so nice!
American 2: Man, stop being such a teeaboo, you're always American
American 2: Man, stop being such a teeaboo, you're always American
by DucksThatDig April 4, 2016
Get the teeaboo mug.A textbook cum-stain is the visible splotch of cum spot left on a guy's textbook after he jacks off in class.
I remember having a lot of textbook cum-stains on my books in highschool. I still have some of them!
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"Did you hear about Jim?"-A
"no i did not"-B
"he just hit Textbook Status!"-A
"wow that's great! good for him.."-B
"yea it covers thermodynamics quite well from what i hear"-A
"Did you hear about Jim?"-A
"no i did not"-B
"he just hit Textbook Status!"-A
"wow that's great! good for him.."-B
"yea it covers thermodynamics quite well from what i hear"-A
by Textbook Status October 16, 2010
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Get the Textbook Tornado mug.A native of Texas who is challenged in both intellect and aesthetics. May possess a college degree but is unable to understand simple concepts, yet a female Texaloon can effortlessly produce enough big hair to rival any of the female gindaloons in New Jersey. Think Adrianna from The Sopranos, but in Dallas or Houston. Cowboy boots instead of stilettos. You get the picture.
How much hair spray did that Texaloon need to pouf that 'do out? It barely fits under her cowboy hat.
by tcowboy August 1, 2011
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