Texaloon

A native of Texas who is challenged in both intellect and aesthetics. May possess a college degree but is unable to understand simple concepts, yet a female Texaloon can effortlessly produce enough big hair to rival any of the female gindaloons in New Jersey. Think Adrianna from The Sopranos, but in Dallas or Houston. Cowboy boots instead of stilettos. You get the picture.

How much hair spray did that Texaloon need to pouf that 'do out? It barely fits under her cowboy hat.

by tcowboy May 22, 2011

cheapstroke

Heatstroke affecting a person who is too cheap to install or turn on the air conditioning.

It was so hot this weekend that Sandy had to be rushed to the hospital with cheapstroke.

by tcowboy July 14, 2010